Shhh. It's here...
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| Love the beer and love the picture |
Walt Disney based both Goldilocks and Cinderella on her after bumping into her coming out of a restroom at a Taco Bell (and it was Nacho Grande night). She is a lover and not a fighter, but she fights as well as she loves. She can walk the razor's edge but wouldn't dare thread the needle. She finally got Mother Theresa to admit Madonna's song "Like a Virgin" was a tribute to her during the early 80's in Bangladesh. Interpretive dance students follow her lead. She tells 'your momma is so fat jokes' so well that your mother thanks her for the compliment. Julia Childs looked up to her even though she was a shorter cook. She is a smooth curser but a rough talker. When she tours with Blondie, somewhere in the world Pat Benetar orgasms. Even though she isn't Grace Kelly, princes still propose to her. If looks could kill, then gingers would be extinct.
SHE IS....Shiner Blonde....my most favorite Texas Beer of all.
She has a smooth and creamy malt flavor that finishes dry and balanced. Shiner Blonde isn't nearly in the same league as other blonde's such Duvel or Delirium Tremens or Bruery Mischief. Yet, Shiner Blonde is so, so drinkable and is great with BBQ. It's my favorite beer to drink when I'm back in Houston or any day that requires a hammock. I could literally drink this all day and get drunk. True story. Point of all this, they started selling this in California around my last birthday in May and I was so excited my pants flew off magically. It must be Shiner Blonde's veritable magnetism. Boom! TRANSFORMERS rating.
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