Mission Amber - my nipples are no longer hard for Mission beer week

David takes one look at the beer and deadpans "Of fuck this isn't gonna be good." HAHAHA. This is the first week really we've really dived into brewery and I'm thinking that we rolled snake eyes. 

My sign says Gerber

This beer isn't fucked though. Is our theory about the other two Mission beers wrong? We thought that it was the bottles, but after this one I'm thinking the other beers were just that shoddy. Regardless, this Amber is not a stellar beer. Crazy carbonation and it's super malty. I'm beginning to think that Mission would rather shock you (like a genre horror film) than seduce you with drinks across the bar and roses from an pestering Spanish woman. This Amber is better than the other Mission beers but still not special. My boner for this weeks tasting has officially deflated and I can only hope the New Belgium Lips of Faith will restore it. THE ISLAND RATING.