Mission IPA - classic tale of Goldilocks

I'm packing up and taking care of lose ends before my trip to Chicago tomorrow, so I'm going to bang this fella out and get to bed (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID).

Last of the Missions

Well Mission, this beer barely beat the crest of the wave here. It's not too hoppy (and you say you're from California?!) but it's not underwhelmingly bitter; it has some caramel tones and body but nothing startling; it's not that bad but unfortunately you're not that good either. ARMAGEDDON rating.

Mission, you're from San Diego and I expected better this week. I mean, we even gave you the benefit of the doubt when you're first 2 beers were terrible, writing in our little interweb journals about how we thought something had happened during distribution - it couldn't be the beers fault. But like fools who blame the other guy when his girlfriend cheats on him, we should know better. You were really just that disappointing. I feel like Nev in CATFISH.