"Our lives are in your hands and you've got... Schneider & Sohn Aventinus?!"

Apparently this Germany's Original Wheat-Doppelbock. Looks like a dank homemade apple juice, medium brown and nearly opaque. The wheat gives it a sweet, yeasty flavor and the doppel gives it a good full malty side. A little heavier than I'd like, but the medium crispness and and subtle high alcohol make it refreshing.

This beer is Michael Crichton. Known for some hits, I'm sure many are thrilled by his work. But fully capable of creting a dud and getting involved too deeply in the commercial side of things.